Sorry the font is so small in the last frame... Photoshop wasn't exactly working with me tonight.
I was talking to this girl who was dating this guy who had an interest in me. I didn't believe he actually had a girlfriend so I told him to prove it. I start talking to her and then she starts coming at me with all these different insults trying to start a fight. I just wanted to talk to her and she was being all dramatic and typing in caps as if to get her point across.
I guess she's not all that worthless. She provided inspiration for the stamp at least.
Moral of the story: Insulting people (and typing in caps) does not add anything to your argument and does not make you any more right than you were to begin with.